What are your morning rituals? What does the first hour of your day look like?
Sometimes I wake up in the morning, but I prefer the night. It’s when all the strange things happen.
I start by letting my cats outside to hunt for breakfast. I throw whatever they bring me on the skillet with a cup of coffee and listen to the chatter of ghouls that reside in the attic. There’s about three of them. Two women and and male and they like to argue about who’s doing the haunting and who’s doing the pestering.
The pestering is worse than the haunting. Have you ever placed something down, like your phone for example, walk away only to find it gone when you return. You search all day and try to pull the memory of your last action with your device. Everywhere you look, you can’t find it, but you know you’re not crazy. You know you put it down on the table but you end up finding it on back on the charger. That’s a ghoul fucking with you.
Back to my morning/night routine. After mouse breakfast with coffee, I take my birdbath and just sit on my phone until it’s time to back to bed. That’s life folks!
